Читать книгу 📗 "The memoirs of a Russian schoolboy (СИ) - Нигматулин Марат "Московский школьник""

In this chapter I will describe how my first Russian lesson in this school was conducted, and also how the new conversation genre for this institution was born, which was later called «questions by address».

Alas, I did not find the previous year when Sergey Alexandrovich was leading our Russian lessons, so I can only judge those times from Denis's stories: «He started a lesson. He asked about what kind of theme we are going through now. We answered: «The predicate». He took the textbook, read it and said: «The predicate... I wonder what this is for the predicate... Now we will find him!». [Here I must say that Sergey, though possessed of absolute skills in written and verbal speech could not distinguish the verb from the noun; Russian school average are not achieving literacy and practice all the language rules by heart, without understanding by disciple.] But then he took the book, copied from there a couple of sentences with errors and told us to correct them.». I later learned from Sergey Alexandrovich that the book was called «A Writer's Diary»

[More true translate: «The Diary of the Writer.] by Fyodor Dostoevsky, and he gave the text for correction there [My author’s translation.]: «If the matter continues, if the people themselves do not come to their senses <...> then the whole, at the very least, will find itself in the hands of  all kinds of Jews... The liquid will drink the people's blood and feed on debauchery and humiliation of the people... The dream is bad, a terrible dream, and – thank God it's only a dream!».

Alas, happy times have passed, and times of horror and fear have come to replace them, for Snezhana Vladimirovna Kruglova, our Russian teacher, who was still sitting on maternity leave [Paid maternity leave in Russia is quite long and it lasts for three years for normal children and six years if the child is sick.], having given birth to the third child, returned to her service, many bringing us sorrows. And despite the fact that in our school rites were constantly being performed against her, the purpose of which was to destroy her, she was still alive, until she found out about them;  in any case, I had to go to her lesson. The whole school knew that the person was extremely depraved, and that Snezka, as we called her [In this case it is very humiliating nickname.], managed to surrender to the adultery with many students of the tenth and eleventh grades, having committed a terrible sin, not suitable for forgiveness of the heavens.

In the classroom, we have already settled in the places our brother places, as this teacher entered the class, which, to be honest, was very beautiful, albeit excessively sexy, like in a brothel, which I could not pay attention to, because I always  was and remains a champion of high morality; on Snezka I wore absolutely incomprehensible pants from latex, which so tightened her fleshy fifth point and shoes on the stiletto he could hardly displease any decent person, but I kept myself and thought: her mores can be corrected, but now follows  to think about its internal qualities. To begin with, our teacher embraced all the girls who were pulling their ears to the ears, trying to please her, and the most inquisitive were the girls in this business who during the time of one of the satanic rites against her loudest repeated: «O Beelzebub, punch Snezhan Kruglov!». «Soak in the toilet of the bitch!» [This observation is the use of popular frazeologizm «soak the toilet», went the famous phrase of Vladimir Putin that justice will overtake the terrorists everywhere, even in the toilet. I have to say that the original used the word «sortir» – a gross name of the toilet that has no analogues in the English language.] – Dennis sang to their terrible howls at that time, during the rite, Denis, who now sitting like the waters of the Moscow River behind his desk in silent horror.

The teacher then told her about her life and her men, who were many to her, and then answered the question of the hideous girl Aigun, who asked her about our new director, Ilya Mikhailovich Bronstein [A Jew.]. «Do not approach him, girls, it's dangerous: he's a liar! The Jews are very vile people, they are almost not people at all. Such creatures always spoil everything. They steal children and often kill them! Know: he is not a good person and he must bewall.». Ilya Mikhailovich, I must say, repaired our school, invited the best teachers, wished to organize new sports sections and circles, such as icon painting, tried to introduce rhetoric and philosophy into the program, conducted lessons on a large scale, which aroused a vivid dislike of the conservative public;  Nina Ivanovna, our head of «social work», who worked in our school at that time by the time she was 41, even said: «We do not need all these rhetoric and philosophy – with them children will not listen to us at all.School should educate: not to bully, that Christ, the God honored, that extremism, no one had, and from this philosophy one extremism! It is absolutely our children do not need: it is better to let the physical love – she will be useful in life, and the philosophy of rhetoric – no. It's all nonsense – these children will become the best workers, so that they do not need philosophy.». [I must say that in Russia the absolute majority (92% in 2017 year) of young people after school entered higher educational institutions, and then finishes them safely; the young workers in Russia very little.] But Nina Ivanovna, I will have reason to return, but now it's I want to continue about Snezhana Vladimirovna, or rather about the later events that followed the lesson.

Hardly the bell rang and we left class, as Denis was asked me a provocative question: «How are you our teacher is hot?». I broke out in response to a question, what camcorder is preserved in full: «I was impressed by the debauchery, the wild debauchery that preaches the teacher. Absolutely are not able to understand how we can tolerate this to themselves: everyone should from one of her to become sick. She is dressed like a fallen and completely degraded whore-alcoholic from the port of Odessa! To person to such an extent nasty I wouldn't wards, fearing for their health! What cultureless fallen woman can teach us, and how hitherto tolerate her presence here our honourable government?! She dresses so that it wants us to tempt and to corrupt: this kind of apparel are not even in brothels, but only in a completely rotten dens of perverts, drug addicts, whereas this stuff is dared in such a way to be in a school where the walls on it look great heroes! If a woman or a man wearing a filthy robe, he certainly deserved death! If a woman seeks slutty clothes to expose their charms on display, then she is a prostitute, and to call her otherwise is the sin of lying, and who denies her lascivious nature, he is either a fool or an enemy of the people. These people are poisoning our nation fornication and its consequences: syphilis, alcoholism, drug addiction. It is necessary to destroy the lascivious people in the name of life of our people, and if you want to save his homeland, put a stake in the heart of a harlot, and bury her outside the gates of the cemetery. I said so! Say «no»outright outfits, say «yes» the only true doctrine of dialectical materialism!».

In response, I heard a stormy wave of applause, and after I was approached by two girls of the first grader and asked: «Why not to wear tight things?». [In Russian schools pupils of all classes, Junior, middle and senior, are in the same building is commonly that the not applies only to new schools.] I said: «One stupid girl constantly wore tight things, not removing them even when you sleep. With time tight latex pants clung to her legs so much that the legs had to be cut off!».